
Sadly, spa weekend has already come and gone. It was definitely a fun time though! We all arrived at the hotel on Friday evening. We went to Chocolate World, where we learned a lot from singing cows. Then we headed to dinner, via the ghetto. Lori's navigation system did get us there... but there had to have been a better way!
Saturday morning we got up and headed to the spa about 8:30. Here's my take on the treatments I got:
Spa Rain Shower - This rocked! There were 14 showerheads, plus a woman spraying a high-powered hose at me - like the kind you use to wash the siding on your house. (Swimsuit = good, for this one!)
Milk and Honey Soak - I've gotta admit, I had higher expectations for this one. Basically I sat in a jacuzzi-type tub for 15 minutes. It was nice, but I couldn't even smell the milk and honey. However, on the side of the tub (and everywhere, for that matter), there were Hershey Kisses.
Chocolate Fondue Wrap - This was interesting. I'd never had anything like it. Basically they brushed me to exfoliate, then painted me with this chocolate mud stuff. I was then wrapped, like a mummy, in tissue paper then covered with two thermal blankets. I was then left to... marinate (?) for 20 minutes. I was getting a little toasty toward the end. But then the lady came in to unwrap me and rinse me off. Fun times!
Note: I'm sure all of you are wondering, as I was... I asked the lady if anyone ever tries to lick their arm, and her response was, "You'd be surprised what I see out of the corner of my eye." But she doesn't say anything to them to avoid embarrassment. She figures it's bad enough for people once they realize it tastes like mud, and not chocolate.
Cocoa Massage - This was just a regular massage, but the used cocoa-scented oil. Yum!
Between our treatments, we could choose between the aromatherapy room, the quiet room, and the silent room. For awhile, it was just Jenny, Lori and I in the silent room, so needless to say, it was not silent. Later in the day, I was in there and a lady was snoring. Also not silent. We also had some lovely pastries, tea, amazing hot chocolate, and more Hershey Kisses than we could count!
After the treatments, we got in the hot tub for a bit. That's when Jenny compared something expensive to "buying a baby on the black market." Maybe all that relaxation was getting to her head. Or maybe that's just classic Jenny. Either way, we decided it was time to shower and leave the spa around 5pm.
We had dinner at Red Robin, then we basically crashed about 9:30. Are we getting old? Maybe. I will be interested to see what time we go to bed at Spa Weekend 2017.
Sunday morning, I woke up and saw Liz sitting on the floor in the semi-dark room eating a waffle. This is what happens to people who won't fly! :) Liz had to hit the road for her long drive. Jenny, Lori and I made a stop at Perkins for a yummy breakfast (but not-so-good coffee). After the drive back to Baltimore, spa weekend was officially over... for this year, anyway.
(For a different take on the weekend, visit
Liz's blog!)